We all wear shirts, and we all have nipples.
But the truth is, none of us want to see your man-nipples showing through your shirt. Is anything less classy? Here are seven life-changing reasons to never have your nipples showing through your shirt.
Reason One: If everyone wanted to see your man-nipples, they would ask you to go shirtless or to wear a mesh tank top. But let’s be honest, if you don’t live in a nightclub, this is never going to happen. To everyone else, seeing your nipples show through is like always being able to see through your grandmother’s nightgown. It’s just not pleasant.
Reason Two: Uselessness is a plague upon the modern world. No one wants to see it. No one wants to feel it. Humans go to great lengths to avoid anything having to do with uselessness. Man-nipples only remind people that nature has filled itself with useless things. Don’t remind everyone.
Reason Three: 84% of women the world over think seeing a man’s nipples through his shirt is gross. A woman in her twenties said: “It makes me feel ill. It’s like they’re doing it on purpose.” Does anything more need to be said?
Reason Four: Say that important meeting is coming up. Say if that meeting goes well you may be promoted. Do you really want to showcase your nips then? Do you really want your boss to have to deal with everyone talking about your nips and not your presentation? No, I didn’t think so.
Reason Five: You don’t want to start the apocalypse. Say you start a trend of nipples showing through shirts. There are a lot of ugly man-nipples out there. What happens when the wrong dictator sees a pair of man-nipples? World War III, that’s what.
Reason Six: Be a thinking man. Think about it. Does anyone want to see your nipples outside the bedroom?
Reason Seven: The only reason men might let their nipples show through is because they have to. And no man has to because of the geniuses at Moseri Underwear, who provide premium undershirts made of the finest organic Egyptian cotton.
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